Friday 21 January 2011

Millions, Billions and Squillions

We are endlessly bombarded with figures which the average human mind finds difficult to comprehend. The UK national Debt is predicted to rice to 1.1 trillion pounds by 2011. To put this into perspective if you tried to count up this figure using one number every second it would take over 31,688 years!
Wembley stadium is often used as a measuring device to explain large figures - it has a capacity of 90,000 - so 1 billion people would fill 1111.111 Wembley stadiums - or should that be 'stadia'? The world's population is estimated at about 6.4 billion so they would all fit into 65,000 Wembleys but, if my maths is correct, each one would need about £300 to pay off the UK National Debt - but then that is less than half the price of a season ticket for West Ham United

As you can see my mind works in weird ways.

Samaritans in the snow


We needed to attend a wedding on the weekend before Christmas down in Sussex - a three hour drive away. The weather was not particularly encouraging but we were very keen to be there. We finally got to our hotel after nine hours driving through the ice and snow and we were very grateful that the hotel had left out some sandwiches when we arrived at 11.00pm.
There was further snow during the night and we got a phone call to say that the wedding had been postponed. The groom's father and two brothers had been unable to get to the venue from London so we started the long journey home. We needed a tow to get up the slight incline out of the hotel car park. Their 4x4 was unable to do the job so they got out a tractor to get us going.
Throughout the ensuing twelve hour journey we needed a further four tows and four 'pushes' to keep us moving. The Samaritan spirit of local people who used their four wheel drive vehicles to assist skating travellers up the local hills restored our faith in the unselfish humanity of the British people. At each slight incline there were cheerful local residents prepared to give up the warmth and security of their own homes to help passing strangers. There was a wonderful camaraderie on the snowbound roads.
The British may be a grumpy race but, give them a crisis, and a cheerful humour rises from their breasts for which my wife and I will be eternally grateful. To all those anonymous Captain Oates we can only say "Thank you".